Tuesday, June 5, 2012

This blog is going really slow because I keep getting distracted
by googling things like 'why does my ceiling fan go so slow all of a sudden?'
and reading whitegirlproblems
and thinking 'oh i will do it later tonight'
and then i take off my makeup and THEN i remember.
and no makeup dan is a sight no one needs to see...
this is a blog, not a rerun of the amityville horror.
so, sorry.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

I know this is not a video, but I just wanted to say one quick thing.
If the guy interviewing me for a job quotes The Simpsons and actually expects me to laugh/know what he is talking about, we definitely have both seriously misjudged the situation  at hand. There is no reason to continue this interview as I will never be working for you, thanks.
Next time, I will be updating the world on my professional opinion of job interviews,  the recent cannibal incidents and my girl crush.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012